The guy hastily makes his way downstairs and dials 911, pleading for their rapid arrival.
Just then, he hears his kid sobbing. "What's wrong, son?" he inquires, to which the youngster responds, "Daddy, Uncle James is in the closet naked."
The guy goes back to his bedroom in a huff, opens the closet door, and sure enough, there he is—naked, as his son had warned him.
According to the guy, Jim is a bastard. "What a ridiculous situation! My wife is having a heart attack and you're just going around scaring Johnny!"
What a cliffhanger, isn't it?
